What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I don't like religions.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Maybe leave out

You shall not bear false witness.

But this is not

I like God is love and lives within you.

Deuteronomy 17

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

I don't like

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

This isn't going to, hurt.

Bible.. Hm.?

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Innocent before proven guilty

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Your going to be alright just relax

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?